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Monthly Archive for May, 2009
At least that’s what one real estate couple, Melinda and Scott Tamkins believe.
A Las Vegas real estate agent named Melinda mysteriously dies. Mortgage broker husband, Scott, is the key suspect in the case. Oh, and did I forget to mention that shady husband Scott is also a heavy drinker and an aficionado of porn and S & M?
Does this sound like something you’d see on TV or what? It should, because it is. In fact, this storyline played out on a recent episode of CSI, and Southern California real estate agents Melissa and Scott Tamkin believe that these characters so closely resemble them, that this episode has hurt their business (even more than the downard spiraling economy has). In fact, they are suing CSI writer/producer Sarah Goldfingerfor $6 million in damages claiming defamation of character and invasion of privacy. The CSI characters reportedly bear a resemblance to the real-life couple, and the characters’ original last name was Tamkin, until the scrip was later revised.
Could these claims be true? Here are the known clues: In 2005, writer Goldfinger entered into a real estate transaction to purchase a home listed by the Tamkins. The purchase was never completed, as Goldfinger pulled out of escrow, reportedly on amicable terms. You decide. Whatever the facts of this case ultimately are, it’s clear that the Tamkins believe that their impression on former client Goldfinger was big enough to manifest itself nearly five years later.
It seems ludicrous to me that prior to the lawsuit, the vast majority of people never would’ve related this one CSI episode to this couple, but now, even I (a person who’d never heard of the Tamkins before) make the association. Could a brief transaction really have such an impact this far down the road? I think back to all the real estate agents I have know, and yes, indeed, there are a few that stand out. There are a few that stand out as heroic in my mind (and remain good friends to the day), and yes, there are a few that are worthy of their own Dateline story. Either way, it goes to show that transactions that involve hearts, minds, and homes can stay with you long after the paperwork is filed.
A recent poll of economists concludes that the recession will end by the end of the year, according to NPR. Since there is no trigger of growth, however, the economy will remain sluggish well into 2010. What do you think is going to be the leading industry that will take us out of the recession?
Read more about it here.
Here we are at the end of May, enjoying one of the biggest slumps in housing since the Depression. Hope everybody had a great weekend!
Among the blooming flowers and singing birds have been the last gasp of heavy layoffs and an expected drop in home values, but Torsten Slok from New York City’s Deutsche Bank is saying the drop has “improved affordability and…is key to the housing market’s recovery.”
As my angry old neighbor tells me weekly, “common sense is universal.” Let’s follow his lead and start smiling about this increasingly afforable market. Heck, in my neck of the woods, rent has dropped to the point where Manhattan is…affordable! That’s right: those of us who are still employed can actually live remotely close to where we work! Huzzah!
Similarly, reasonably priced condos are abound. Combined with low interest rates and a decent credit score, those among the employed can enjoy the kind of bargains that might just bring us back to normal by next spring.
Patience, Grasshopper.
Watching Corporation the second time around made me wince a little when I read this article, where REIT holders are wincing at what now seems to be the dumbest real estate/business structure ever: owning what you have. Similar corporations like Walgreens and Sears are keeping stockholders happy with an apparently successful structure, where they own about 20% of their real estate. It seems that owning your big-box store just isn’t the investment it used to be.
Target seems to be ready to restructure the Target REIT to make it a little more er, profitable for stockholders. Something that’s tough to do these days, regardless of the sinking pit that commercial real estate is in. “Lease” is the new operative word, and everyone is jumping on board.
Fact: the Federal Reserve just extended the Term Asset-Backed Security Loans Facility, otherwise known as TALF, to include commercial mortgage-backed securities as collateral. The length of the TALF program is also extended from three to five years.
Repercussion: The Real Estate Roundtable is ecstatic about the potential for a more liquid market. This will help prevent otherwise inevitable loan defaults, and help sell “distressed properties,” according to the AP.
This also means that securities will be owned by smaller numbers of investors, and they will most likely be overseas.
It’s clear that this will stimulate the market for the short-term, but isn’t it the structured investment vehicles like this that got us into a mortgage mess in the first place? Are we creating another investment bubble that could burst down the road?






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